Cable Guy Soundtrack
Cable Guy

Theses are the lyrics for the Cable Guy Soundtrack, which was released in 1996. It contains songs from such bands as Silverchair, Jerry Cantrell, Primitive Radio Gods, Porno for Pyros, and even Jim Carrey himself.


LEAVE ME ALONE - JERRY CANTREL

Blame me
Save a prayer for those who haunt you
There now
I don't mind if you still love me

Don't come over, hear what I say
Don't come over, hear what I say
Don't come over, hear what I say
Just leave me alone
Leave me alone

Shame me
Hide your heart from those who hunt you
Way down
Would you care if I still need her

Don't come over, hear what I say
Don't come over, hear what I say
Don't come over, hear what I say
Just leave me alone

Save me
Taken far from those who flaunt you
Calm down
Drag your heart and you behind her

Don't come over, hear what I say
Don't come over, hear what I say
Don't come over, hear what I say
Just leave me alone
Leave me alone



STANDING OUTSIDE A BROKEN PHONE BOOTH WITH MONEY IN MY HAND -
PRIMITIVE
RADIO GODS


Jan lays down and wrestles in her sleep
Moonlight spills on comic books
And superstars in magazines
An old friend calls and tells us where to meet
Her plane takes off from Baltimore
And touches down on Bourbon street

We sit outside and argue all night long
About a god we've never seen
But never fails to side with me
Sunday comes and all the papers say
Ma Teresa's joined the mob
And happy with her full time job

Am I alive or thoughts that drift away?
Does summer come for everyone?
Can humans do what prophets say?
If I die before I learn to speak
Can money pay for all the days I lived awake
But half asleep?

A life is time, they teach you growing up
The seconds ticking killed us all
A million years before the fall
You ride the waves and don't ask where they go
You swim like lions through the crest
And bathe yourself in zebra flesh

I've been downhearted baby
Ever since the day we met



BLIND - SILVERCHAIR

I need to get out
There's something wrong 'round here
I have no doubt
We're all gonna die from fear

Everything's dark
And I can not find
What I've been looking for
So I have to say I'm blind

But he can not see
Yeah he can not see, he's blind

I'm blind
Oh, I'm blind

If you do
Shed a tear
Don't come to my place because I
I won't be here

There's no love lost between you and me
And that's the way that I like it
I wanna live life like a normal man
And I think I can

But he can not see
Yeah he can not see, he's blind

I'm blind



OH! SWEET NUTHIN - $10,000 GOLD CHAIN

Say a word for Jimmy Brown
He ain't got nothing at all
He knocked the shirt right of his back
He ain't got nothing at all
And say a word for Ginger Brown
Walks with his head down to the ground
Took the shoes right off his feet
And threw the poor boy right out in the street

And this is what he said

Oh, sweet nuthin'
She ain't got nothing at all
Oh, sweet nuthin'
She ain't got nothing at all

And say a word for Perly May
She can't tell night from the day
They threw her out into the street
Just like a cat she landed on her feet
And say a word for Johnie Love
She ain't got nothing at all
With every day she falls in love
And every night she falls

And when she does she says

Oh, sweet nuthin'
She ain't got nothing at all
Oh, sweet nuthin'
She ain't got nothing at all

Oh, say a word, say a word for Jimmy Brown
He ain't got nothing, nothing at all, not a thing
Not the shirt, the shirt on his back
He ain't got nothing at all
And say a word for Ginger
Walked with his head down to the ground
Took the shoes, took the shoes from his feet
And threw the poor boy out into the street

And this is what he said

Oh, sweet nuthin'
He ain't got nothing at all
Oh, sweet nuthin'
She ain't got nothing at all



END OF THE WORLD IS COMING - DAVID HILDER

I used to say
A crazy man in the street
Was trying to tell me a story
He used to say
End of the world is coming

And I'd go tell my mama but
She'd tell me "baby, don't you fear"
End of the world is coming

My friend skips as he wants me to
Join him in dance and celebrate the end
We'll be sitting up on a hilltop laughing
Watching the light show
And I tell no one
Just to let it go

End of the world is coming

I used to say
A crazy man in the street
Was trying to tell me something
He used to say
End of the world is coming

And I'd go tell my mama but
She'd tell me "baby, don't you fear"
End of the world is coming



SATTELLITE OF LOVE - PORNO FOR PYROS

The satellite's gone
Up to the sky
Things like that drive me
Out of my mind
I watched it for a little while
I love to watch things on TV

Satellite of love
Satellite of love
Satellite of love
Satellite of...

The satellite's gone
Way up to Mars
Soon it will be filled
With parking cars
I watched it for a little while
I love to watch things on TV

Satellite of love
Satellite of love
Satellite of love
Satellite of...

I've been told that you've been bold
With Harry, Mark and John
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
Harry, Mark and John

The satellite's gone
Up to the sky
Things like that they drive me
Out of my mind
I watched it for a little while
I love to watch things on TV

Satellite of love
Satellite of love
Satellite of love
Satellite of...



GET OUTTA MY HEAD - CRACKER

Someone please save us
Save us from our
Wicked little selves
We're bent on courageous
We're drifting so it's hard
For me to tell

I wanna make you mine
All of the time
I wanna be your referee
Your man

Get outta my head
Or into my bed
Get out of my head
Or into my bed

I had a dream about you last night
I had a dream about you last night

Yeah we were contagious
We were both covered up with bees
Our thoughts are outrageous
The hippies, man, they ain't got nothing of me

I wanna make you mine
All of the time
I wanna be your referee
Your man

Get outta my head
Or into my bed
Get out of my head
Or into my bed

I had a dream about you last night
I had a dream about you last night



SOMEBODY TO LOVE - JIM CARREY

When the truth is found to be lies
And all the joys within you dies
Don't you want somebody to love
Don't you need somebody to love
Wouldn't you love somebody to love
You better find somebody to love

When the garden flowers, they are dead, yes
And your mind is so full of dread
Don't you want somebody to love
Don't you need somebody to love
I'd really like somebody to love
But it's hard to find somebody to love

Your eyes, I say your eyes, they look like his
But in your head baby
I'm afraid you don't know where it is
Don't you want somebody to love
Don't you need somebody to love
Wouldn't you love somebody to love
You better find somebody to love

Tears are running, running in your bed
And your friends baby, they treat you like a guest
Don't you want somebody to love
Don't you need somebody to love
I'd really like somebody to love
But it's hard to find somebody to love



THE LAST ASSASIN - CYPRESS HILL

Lyrics unavailable




THIS IS - RUBY

The world begs to meet you
The world knows it needs you
I should have seen this coming
This piece of me that's humming
Colors of my house are red and wound and sweat and hollow

This is
Such an opportunity for me

And the world wants to feed you
It's on your side
I'd jump just to please you
And that is why
I should have seen this coming
This piece of me that's humming
Colors of my house are grip and grin and sweat and wallow

This is
Such an opportunity for me

And a man wants to meet you
He's on your side
He knows how to feed you
And so he tries
A cold slap to the head
From the one who wants to steal my bread
And the box inside me hums
For the one who wants to feed my love

And the box is humming soft and low
So definite the echo

Now it feels so low
Now it feels so low
Now you feel so low
Now you feel so low

This is
Such an opportunity for me




HEY MAN NICE SHOT - FILTER

I wish I would've met you
Now it's a little late
What you could've taught me
I could've saved some face
They think that your early ending
Was all wrong
For the most part they're right
But look how they all got strong

That's why I say hey man, nice shot
Good shot man
That's why I say hey man, nice shot
Good shot man

A man
Has gun
Hey man
Have fun
Oh nice shot man

Now that the smoke's gone
And the air is all clear
Those who were right there
Got a new kind of fear
You'd fight and you were right
But they were just too strong
They'd stick it in your face
And let you smell what they consider wrong

That's why I say hey man, nice shot
Good shot man
That's why I say hey man, nice shot
What a good shot man

A man
Has gun
Hey man
Have fun
Nice shot

I wish I would've met you
I'd say
Nice shot




UNATTRACTED - TOADIES

Do you feel
Attractive?
When I'm with you
I feel...
Real

Unattractive
When I'm with you
I feel...
Real

Unattractive

Unaffected

Do you feel
Affected?
When I'm with you
I feel...
Real

Unattractive

Unaffected




DOWNLOAD - EXPANDING MAN

Download, downsize, downplay the inbred lies
My love, my right, cut down to sound bites
Inform, invade the safe place the I've made
Dig deep, deep holes we're losing our souls

And I'll keep you here beside my throne, I will, I will
To find out what I've always known, I will, I will, I will

Uplink, uptown, upgrade while they drown
Your walls surround the technology crown
Who knows, who cares, never mind the blank stares
Dig deep, deep holes we're losing our souls

And I'll keep you here beside my throne, I will, I will
To find out what I've always known, I will, I will
All while I sit here on my own, I will, I will
I will, I will, I will




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