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The Mark, Tom and Travis Show This was the live album released in 2000. It contains all of their hit singles as well as a couple extras. |
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Dumpweed
It's understood, I said it many ways too scared to run, I'm too scared stay I said I'd leave, but I could never leave her and if I did, you know I'd never cheat her But this I ask, it's what I want to know how would you feel, if I should choose to go another guy, you think he'd be unlike me another guy, you think he'd want to fight me She's a dove, she's a f***ing nightmare unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here on the go and it's way too late to play I need a girl that I can train I heard it once, I'm sure I heard it twice my dad used to give me all of his advice he would say you got to turn your back and run now come on son, you haven't got a chance now She's a dove, she's a f***ing nightmare unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here on the go and it's way too late to play I need a girl that I can train She's a dove, she's a f***ing nightmare unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here on the go and it's way too late to play I need a girl that I can train Need a girl that I can train need a girl that I can train turn your back and run now you haven't got a chance now Need a girl that I can train need a girl that I can train turn your back and run now you haven't got a chance now ------------ Tom: Wow! Hey, I'm f***ing in the mood... to party! Mark: Hey all right! Tom: Well f***ing all right! Hey, you know what we're gonna to do tonight? A whole lotta f***in. Mark: We're all gonna get laid! This song's about my herpes, it's called Don't Leave Me, it goes like this. Don't Leave Me Don't leave me all alone just drop me off at home I'll be fine, it's not the first just like last time, but a little worse, and She said that I'm not the one that she thinks about and she said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down I said, "don't let your future be destroyed by my past." she said, "don't let my door hit your a**." (f*** yeah!) Just gimmie one more chance, I'll try this time I'll give you yours, I won't take mine I'll listen up, pretend to care go on ahead, I'll meet you there, and She said that I'm not the one that she thinks about and she said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down I said, "don't let your future be destroyed by my past." she said, "don't let my door hit your a**." (bass solo!) Let's try this one more time with feeling one more time with feeling one more time with feeling one more time with feeling She said that I'm not the one that she thinks about and she said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down I said, "don't let your future be destroyed by my past." she said, "don't let my door hit your a**." Don't leave me all alone just drop me off at home and I'll be fine ------------ Tom: You will be fine you f***ing asshole! Wow!!! (loud burp) Excuse me! Mark: Thank you. Tom: Heya, hey Mark! We have a very special person here, that wants to say hi. You guys, this is Satan. Satan: Hello kids. If you guys will take off your pants, then maybe I will be able to help you. I wanna have fun with you, but I'm gonna have to see your dick. Plural. I have to go away now, because there is another song. And I've got a boner. You guys mind if I get a boner kids? Aliens Exist Hey mom there's something in the backroom hope it's not the creature from above you used to read me stories as if my dreams were boring we all know conspiracies are dumb What if people knew that these were real I'd leave my closet door open all night I know the CIA would say what you hear is all hearsay I wish someone would tell me what was right Up all night long and there's something very wrong and I know it must be late been gone since yesterday I'm not like you guys I'm not like you I am still a skeptic yes you know me been best friends and will be till we die I got an injection of blood from the erection my best friend thinks I'm just humping guys alright Up all night long and there's something very wrong and I know it must be late been gone since yesterday I'm not like you guys I'm not like you Dark and scary, ordinary explanation, information nice to know ya, paranoia where's my mother, biofather Up all night long and there's something very wrong and I know it must be late been gone since yesterday I'm not like you guys twelve majestic lies ------------ Mark: Tom has sex with guys! Tom: Hey Mark! Who here thinks that I look very similar to Tom Cruise. Thank you. Mark: Yeah... Tom: I think so too. Mark: Like, like Tom Cruise in that movie "Born On The Fourth Of July"? That one? Where he's handicapped and retarded and stupid and nobody likes him and he just s***s all over himself and he's a f***ing a**hole, hey! Tom: That was mean! Mark: That's right! Tom: Never attack somebody that s***s on himself. Do you guys think it's weird, to s*** your pants when you're sleeping? Not that I do it... but I did it last night. And I haven't taken a shower since and I'm wondering if that's what smells. Mark: Woo! Poopie! Poopoo, caca! Hey, I wrote this next song, you wanna hear it? Tom: You don't have a choice. Mark: It goes like this. Family Reunion S***, piss, f***, c*nt, c*cks*ck*r, motherf***er, t*ts, fart, terd, and twat S***, piss, f***, c*nt, c*cks*ck*r, motherf***er, t*ts, fart, terd, and twat S***, piss, f***, c*nt, c*cks*ck*r, motherf***er, t*ts, fart, terd, and twat S***, piss, f***, c*nt, c*cks*ck*r, motherf***er, t*ts, fart, terd, and twat I f***ed your mom! ------------ Mark: Thank you. Thank so very, very much. Hey, this next song is about falling in love. Tom: What's it about? Mark: I don't know. This song is about love! Let's give it up for love! Tom: I'll tell you what I love! Mark: You know what's the best part of falling in love is? Tom: Sex? Mark: It's the oral sex. That's right. Tom: The pleasure. Going Away To College Please take me by the hand it's so cold out tonight I'll put blankets on the bed I won't turn out the light just don't forget to think about me and I won't forget you I'll write you once a week she said once a week she said Why does it feel the same to fall in love or break it off and if young love is just a game then I must have missed the kick off don't depend on me to ever follow through on anything but I'd go through hell for you and I haven't been this scared in a long time and I'm so unprepared so here's your valentine bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody this world's and ugly place, but you're so beautiful, Sky Lee And I'll think about the times you kissed me after class and you put up with my friends I acted like an ass I'd ditch my lecture to watch the girls play soccer is my picture still hanging in your locker? I haven't been this scared in a long time and I'm so unprepared so here's your valentine bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody this world's and ugly place, but you're so beautiful I haven't been this scared in a long time and I'm so unprepared so here's your valentine bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody this world's and ugly place, but you're so beautiful... ------------ Mark: ...to Travis!!! Tom: Hey Mark! Mark: Hey... if you guys are anything like me, you like to dress up in your mother's underwear and walk around the house trying to seduce your father. What, just me? Tom: I'm like you, I try to do seduce your dad! Mark: Remember, remember that one time, when I walked over to your house, and, your brother was there, with the peanut butter smeared all over his weiner, and he's all, "come here boy, come here! come here boy, come, dididididididididi... who likes the Skippy? Who likes the Skippy peanut butter? Mark: Give it up for tom Tom: This song is really hard to play, it's really hard to play, I would appreciate it if you don't listen to me for the next two and a half minutes, alright? Shut the f*** up! What's My Age Again I took her out it was Friday night I wore cologne to get the feeling right we started making out and she took off my pants but then I turned on the TV And that's about the time that she walked away from me nobody likes you when you're 23 and are still more amused by TV shows what the f*** is a.d.d.? my friends say I should act my age what's my age again? what's my age again? Then later on, on the drive home I called her mom from a pay phone I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail this state looks down on sodomy And that's about the time that b**** hung up on me nobody likes you when you're 23 and are still more amused by prank phone calls what the fuck is caller ID? my friends say I should act my age what's my age again? where's my asian friend? (It's the slow pretty part!) And that's about the time she walked away from me nobody likes you when you're 23 and you still act like you're in Freshman year what the f*** is wrong with me? my friends say I should act my age what's my age again? And that's about the time she broke up with me no one should take themselves so seriously with many years ahead to fall in line why would you wish that on me? I never want to act my age what's my age again? who's my asian friend? What's my age again? ------------ Mark: Where's my asian friend? F*** yeah! Tom: Hey Mark! I'm starting to get sweaty, and contrary to what most people think, I think I look better wet. I've been campaigning this for about two years now. So throughout the show, you will see me getting sexier and sexier as it gets hotter and hotter. Ya know? Mark: And... Tom: And what? Mark: If you watch close enough, you might watch Tom getting fatter and fatter as the show goes on too. Tom: Why would I be getting fatter? Mark: Cause... Tom: Boobies!!! Mark: Oh jeez. Stop it, no. Tom: You are too young. Mark: You're way too young. Gosh. Let me tell you why you're gonna get fatter and fatter, because dog semen is full of calories. Tom: Yeah, don't eat dog semen, we hear that there's, uh, there's..., it's the number one cause of, uh, bad breath. Hey, this song is about when I had too much alcoholic beverages and got kicked out of high school, wrote a song about it, and here it goes like this. Mark: Wanna here it, here it goes! D*ck Lips Please, mom you ground me all the time I know that I was right all along And I'm hoping remember I'm a kid I know not what I did just having fun You couldn't wait for something new and yesterday I thought of you it left me to think as if I couldn't walk away it's too late, I fell through Nothing to lose a boy who went out when he finished all his chores nothing to do they can't trust me because I blew it once before S***, dad please don't kick my a** I know I've seen you trashed at least one time Can I blame it on one of my dumb friends it's been awhile since I have used that line You couldn't wait (you couldn't wait) for something new (for something new) and yesterday (and yesterday) I thought of you (I thought of you) it left me to think as if I couldn't walk away it's too late, I fell through Nothing to lose a boy who went out when he finished all his chores nothing to do they can't trust me because I blew it once before (Alright) Nothing to lose a boy who went out when he finished all his chores nothing to do they can't trust me because I blew it once before ------------ Tom: Hey, uh, Mark. Mark: What, what the f*** do you want Tom? I'm sick of "hey Mark, hey, hey Mark, hey Mark, hey look at this, hey, look at, look at how I can make it bigger if I rub it, look at this, hey Mark, come here." Tom: No, seriously, Mark, hey, hey Mark. I wasn't really masturbating. I've never done that. I was, uh... I was inspecting my testicles for weird bumps. Mark: That's what you say. That's what you say if your parents ever catch you. "I wasn't masturbating, I was just cleaning it and it went off." Tom: You guys wanna hear a song that I wrote about four days ago? Cause you really don't have a choice, you might as well be into it. Mark: Yeah, you might as well act like you want to hear it cause otherwise we'll play it twice. Tom: Yeah, you b*st*rds. Song goes like this. Blow Job It would be nice to have a blow job It would be nice to have a blow job It would be nice to have a blow job It would be nice to have a blow job It would be nice to have a blow job It would be nice to have a blow job It would be nice to have a blow job It would be nice to have a blow job from your mom Untitled I think of awhile ago we might have had it all I was so stupid then you needed time to grow But now just as things change as well my feelings do in time things rearrange I am so sick of chasing you But what do I get 'cause I just seem to lose you make me regret those times I spent with you and playing those games as I wait for your call and now I give up, so goodbye and so long It's not a change of pace this time I'll get it right it's not a change of taste I was the one there last night You have your other friends they were there when you cried didn't mean to hurt you then best friends just won't leave your side But what do I get 'cause I just seem to lose you make me regret those times I spent with you and playing those games as I wait for your call and now I give up, so goodbye and so long It's not a change of pace this time I'll get it right it's not a change of taste I was the one there last night When I needed you most when I needed a friend you let me down now like I let you down then So sorry, it's over ------------ Tom: Oh, that song's done, we're done with that song now. You guys can rest. Mark: Satan has something to say. Satan: Are you guys havin' a good time tonight? I'm havin' a hum-didely-doo of a good time tonight. I like poetry, and flowers and pictures of unicorns. Tom: Thousands of naked boys. Satan: And a thousand naked children molesting my weiner. Tom: Wha, wait, what are some of the things that Satan loves? Satan: Satan loves... unicorns... pictures, and poetry, and long walks on the beach. Tom: Hey, pay attention you fu... boobies!!! Voyeur And when the day ends I'm sure she feels sorrow the lonely guy I am, I like to watch her change I've been here two days, I'll sure be here tomorrow I'd eat her out if she were on my dinner plate (And I wish) I wish she'd be more kind now I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down I've seen everything there is to be shown I followed her all the way home I can't be too cool in a tree with my pants down the air is cold and I've got splinters in my feet she caught me once, but I don't think that she cares now unlike before, her view is now blocked by a leaf (And I wish) I wish she'd be more kind now I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down I've seen everything there is to be shown I followed her all the way home I bet this last time's the one time too many (na na na) the rush of waiting is burning through my head (na na na) right after supper her brother shower's twice a week (na na na) he kicks my a** so much, that f***ing white inbred (na na na) I've made mistakes by looking in the wrong window her dad is big and I've never seen his face I've been here two days, and I'll sure be here tomorrow my lady's so sweet, she likes to entertain (And I wish) I wish she'd be more kind now I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down I've seen everything there is to be shown I followed her all the way home I bet this last time's the one time too many (na na na) The rush of waiting is burning through my head (na na na) Right after supper her brother shower's twice a week (na na na) He kicks my a** so much, that filthy white inbred (na na na) (Mark: Hang on... hang on... Tom: Hey, uh... Mark: The song's not quite over yet, but... Tom: The song's not done, we have to prepare for the bass guitar solo. How ya doin? Mark: I need oxygen to the stage please! Tom: You need... Mark: Oxygen and oral sex to the stage please. Tom: And maybe some of those male chromosomes. To the stage. Mark: Here's where I do the big bass solo people. Give it up for me! Thank you. Tom: Shh, here it comes, here it comes!) (1, 2, 3, 4!) ------------ Tom: I want all you kids to know... that I'm going to think of every single one of you tonight when I'm all alone inside my bunk. Starting with you! I'm starting with you. Mark: Hey, this next song, is for anybody that knew us before Enema of the state. And it goes like this. Pathetic I know I'm pathetic, I knew when she said it a loser, a bum's what she called me when I drove her home there's no more waiting and sure no more wasting I've done all I can but she still wants to be left alone You got, you got, you got to help me out and I'll try not to argue no one, no one, no one likes a drop-out mistakes are hard to undo Don't pull me down, this is where I belong I think I'm different, but I'm the same and I'm wrong don't pull me down, this is where I belong I think I'm different, this is where I belong, belong I think it's disgusting, believing and trusting if I gave a f*** there would be nothing for me to prove although it's amusing, it's slightly confusing I've done all I can but her ego is still hard to move You got, you got, you got to help me out and I'll try not to argue no one, no one, no one likes a drop-out mistakes are hard to undo Don't pull me down, this is where I belong I think I'm different, but I'm the same and I'm wrong don't pull me down, this is where I belong I think I'm different, this is where I belong, belong Don't pull me down, this is where I belong I think I'm different, this is where I belong ------------ Tom: Hey, you guys know... Mark: You guys havin' fun? Tom: We're professionals. You might not have noticed that, but we are professionals at what we do. We just professionally suck, and professionally act like a bunch of a**holes on stage, that's what we do. We're just as God made us. Mark: Hey! You better wipe that s***-eating grin off your face cause this next song is a sad one. And, uhhhh... more importantly than that, if you're eating s*** and grinning, then today's probably not your day anyways, so, whatever. Adam's Song I never thought I'd die alone I laughed the loudest who'd have known? I trace the cord back to the wall no wonder it was never plugged in at all I took my time, I hurried up the choice was mine I didn't think enough I'm too depressed to go on but you'll be sorry when I'm gone I never conquered, rarely came but 16 just held such better days days when I still felt alive we couldn't wait to get outside the world was wide, too late to try the tour was over, we'd survived I couldn't wait till I got home to pass the time in my room alone I never thought I'd die alone another six months I'll be unknown give all my things to all my friends you'll never step foot in my room again you'll close it off, you'll board it up remember the time that I spilled the cup of apple juice in the hall and please tell mom this is not her fault I never conquered, rarely came but 16 just held such better days days when I still felt alive we couldn't wait to get outside the world was wide, too late to try the tour was over, we'd survived I couldn't wait till I got home to pass the time in my room alone I never conquered, rarely came but tomorrow holds such better days days when I can still feel alive and I can't wait to get outside the world is wide, the time goes by the tour is over, I've survived I can't wait till I get home to pass the time in my room alone ------------ Mark: Thanks a lot. Tom: I want you all to say f*** with me! 1,2,3 Crowd: F*** with me! Mark: F*** with me? Why? Tom: Well, not really, you don't say the "with me" part, just, just the f*** part cause that's... Mark: Ah, okay... Tom: Alright, let's try that one more time. Mark: He, he... Tom: What? Mark: He just want's you to say f***... Tom: Yeah, not the with me. Mark: But he want's you to say it with him. Tom: With me. Mark: Okay, go ahead, try again Tom. Tom: Now do I count to three and say it? How do we do this. Mark: It goes 1,2,3, f***. Tom: Okay. Mark: Okay, cool. Tom: 1,2,3 Crowd: F***! Tom: Alright! That was the best! Mark: Here we go. Song's called Peggy Sue, goes like this. Peggy Sue I know what it's like to be alone sitting in your room listening to all those doubts that your parents have to say to you And as your head gets all cluttered inside try to stay awake everything they say are lies that's all the shit that you ever have to take So hold in all your aggressions because your grinding your teeth on down to the bottom of your chin It's not easy or so d*** pleasing to not laugh at everything they say as they tell you what to be you're not alone I know what it's like to be denied at everything you do It's not the same reason why that makes you change the things that you once knew As your head gets all cluttered inside give more than you take everything they say are lies that's all the shit that you ever have to take So hold in all your aggressions because your grinding your teeth on down to the bottom of your chin It's not easy or so d*** pleasing to not laugh at everything they say as they tell you what to be you're not alone You say you want to take off your shoes to walk barefoot down the street just to be the things that you can be just live for one more week, go! You say you want to take off your shoes walk barefoot down the street just to be the things that you can be just live for one more week So hold in all your aggressions because your grinding your teeth on down to the bottom of your chin It's not easy or so d*** pleasing to not laugh at every word they say as they tell you what to be you're not alone ------------ Tom: I choose to blame my parents for giving me a small, bent weiner, and an ugly face. Hey, do your guys's... you know what I noticed Mark? Mark: Yes I do. Tom: What, do you know, you know what I noticed? Mark: Yes. Tom: I noticed that throughout the, the many years of me playing with my own weiner, it bends to the wrong side. I think I pulled it too far to the something, the right. Do you guys care? There's something seriously wrong with my d*ck kids, and I need your, uh, sympathy. Wendy Clear Let's take the boat out on the bay forget your job for just one day I wish it didn't have to be so bad it might be inappropriate because either way our band gets dropped, oh yeah I wish it didn't have to be so bad But I'd play with fire to break the ice and I'd play with a nuclear device is it something I'll regret? why do I want what I can't get? I wish it didn't have to be so bad The three-date theory is getting old everyone is getting left out in the cold I wish it didn't have to be so bad So I'll see you with another guy who pretends not to hear you when you cry, oh yeah I wish it didn't have to be so bad But I'd play with fire to break the ice and I'd play with a nuclear device is it something I'll regret? why do I want what I can't get? I wish it didn't have to be so bad I'll be moving on, moving on moving on, and on and on moving on, moving on moving on and on and on But I'd play with fire to break the ice and I'd play with a nuclear device is it something I'll regret? why do I want what I can't get? I wish it didn't have to be so bad I wish it didn't have to be so bad I wish it didn't have to be so bad I wish it didn't have to be so bad (I wish it didn't have to be so bad!) ------------ Tom: You guys wanna hear from Satan again? Satan: Well hello kids. Are you enjoying the show so far? Chances all you're all gonna get laid tonight! I wanna sleep with every single person here! Starting with the retards in the... starting with the... sorry kids I'm not very funny any more. I'm having a h***ish of a day. Hey, I just made... Tom: Wait... what if we did something like this. Hey Satan? Satan: Yes Tom? Tom: Hey, I was just wondering if I'm gonna get laid tonight. Mark: Why no you're not Tom. Tom: Why not? Satan: Because your d*** is small, dark, and ugly. Tom: Alright. Am I funny or what?!?!? (silence) Mark: Hey, uh, I'm wanna tell ya how it's gonna work from, uh, for the rest of the show here. We're gonna say that this is our last song, and we're gonna play it, then we're gonna walk off stage, but it's really we're not even done yet, we're gonna come back out and play two more songs even after that, so, uh. That's how it works. You know how it works. You go and you see a band play, the walk off stage all "thanks a lot! goodnight!", and you know those motherf***ers are gonna come back out and play two more songs anyways, so, you know what. At least we're straight about it. Tom: They call it an encore. Mark: Yeah, it's an encore. Tom: Encore. Say it with us kids, encore. Carousel I talk to you every now and then I never felt so alone again I stop to think at a wishing well my thoughts send me on a carousel Here I am standing on my own not a motion from the telephone I know not a reason why solitudes a reason to die Just you wait and see (just you wait and see) as school life is a It is a woken dream aren't you feeling alone? I guess its just another I guess its just another (I had sex with your mother) night alone Now as I walk down the street I need a job just to sleep in sheets buying food every once in a while but not enough to purchase a smile A tank of gas is a treasure to me I know now that nothing is free I talk to you every now and then I never felt so alone again Just you wait and see (just you wait and see) as school life is a it is a woken dream aren't you feeling alone? I guess its just another I guess its just another (??) night alone ------------ Mark: Thanks a lot you guys! Satan: Hey kids, it's Satan. Thanks a lot for coming on down to the show tonight. Hope you all had a great time. I know I did. Those Blink fellas sure put on a kick a** show, huh. Hope to see you all at the after show party. I'm gonna start sucking d*cks and squeezin' t*tties, maybe I can put my peepee in your mouth. I love it when the kids come on over and I get, I have them suck and kiss my peepee tenderly and gently. I like it when the kids sit on my lap, and talk about unicorns and flowers and things like that. Maybe I'll even suck their blood. See ya kids later! ------------ Mark: Hey, how you guys doin' up in the back? Now from the top balcony, can I get an Amen? Now from the floor, can I get a Hallalujea? Now from all these other a**holes, can I get an oh yeah? All The Small Things All the / small things true care / truth brings I'll take / one lift your ride / best trip always / I know you'll be / at my show watching, waiting, commiserating Say it ain't so, I will not go turn the lights off, carry me home Na, na, na, na.... Late night, come home work sucks, I know she left me roses by the stairs surprises let me know she cares Say it ain't so, I will not go turn the lights off, carry me home Na, na, na, na.... Say it ain't so, I will not go turn the lights off, carry me home keep your head still, I'll be your thrill the night will go on, my little windmill Say it ain't so, I will not go turn the lights off, carry me home keep your head still, I'll be your thrill the night will go on, the night will go on, my little windmill ------------ Mark: Hi. We're back, just like I said we'd be back. You can leave now and beat the traffic. Tom: Or beat your meat. Mark: Or... you can stick around and beat your meat. I like that. I think I'm gonna say that every night from now on. You can leave and beat the traffic, or you can stick around and beat your meat. Satan: I have a few words to say about beating your meat. Just, I just heard you guys talking about masturbation, I thought I'd show up, and... I don't know, uh, I don't think I'm wanted here, so I'm gonna take off, see ya guys later. Mark: As my present to you people, we're gonna stop talking now and play a song. Thank you. Tom: Surprise! Mutt He pauses shaving and he tells himself that he is the bomb she has her curlers set, her credit cards are paying the funds he's not that old, I've been told a strong sexual goal he goes out everyday she goes every way, oh yeah they don't even care at all She's open waiting for more and I know he's only looking to score and it is way too unhealthy often they've typically been starved for attention before She smokes a dozen and he doesn't seem to notice the smell he took the seat off his own bike because the way that it felt he wants to bone this I know she is ready to blow they go out every night his pants are super tight, oh yeah they don't even care at all She's open waiting for more (she's open waiting for more) and I know he's only looking to score (he's only looking to score) and it is way too unhealthy often they've typically been starved for attention before She's open waiting for more and I know he's only looking to score and it is way too unhealthy often they've typically been starved for attention before (take off your pants!) ------------ Tom: We really love each other, we are the best of friends. Fuck Mark, Travis... you guys mean a lot to me man. You know what I mean? He needs some ointment. Hey, I think every single pharmasutical drug should be, uh, in oinment form, and it can only go on your balls. Ya know, like, if you have a cold, you gotta rub ointment on your balls. The Country Song Uh oh. Uh oh. Oh s***. Oh f***, I'm gonna start dancin'! Take off your pants, dad your p*nis is the biggest thing my butt's ever had 'cause I know, it feels so good shut your f***ing face, uncle f***er! Dammit Take your pants off!) It's alright / to tell me / what you think / about me I won't try / to argue / or hold it / against you I know that / you're leaving / you must have / your reasons the season / is calling / and your pictures / are falling down (they're falling down) The steps that / I retrace / the sad look / on your face the timing / and structure / did you hear / that he f***ed her? a day late / a buck short / I'm writing / the report on losing / and failing / when I move / I'm flailing now And it's happened once again I'll turn to a friend someone that understands sees through the master plan But everybody's gone and I've been here for too long to face this on my own well I guess this is growing up well I guess this is growing up And maybe / I'll see you / at a movie / sneak preview you'll show up / and walk by / on the arm / of that guy and I'll smile / and you'll wave / we'll pretend / it's okay the charade / it won't last / when he's gone / I won't come back And it'll happen once again you'll turn to a friend someone that understands and sees through the master plan But everybody's gone and you've been there for too long to face this on your own well I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up well, I guess this is growing up well, I guess this is growing up well, I guess this is growing up well, I guess this is growing up ------------ Mark: Alright! Thanks a lot you guys! woo! We'll see ya next time, motherf***ers! Tom has no d*ck! No d*ck at all people! Thanks a lot and goodnight! Man Overboard So sorry, it's over so sorry, it's over there's so much more that I wanted and (so sorry, it's over) there's so much more that I needed and time keeps moving on and on and on... (so sorry, it's over) soon we'll all be gone Let's take some time to talk this over you're outta line and rarely sober we can't depend, on your excuses because in the end it's f***ing useless you can only lean, on me for so long bring the ship about to watch a friend drown sittin' out on a ledge, begged you to come down you can only lean, on me for so long I remember shots without a chaser absent minded thoughts now you're a stranger cover up the scars, put on your game face left you in a bar, to try and save things you can only lean, on me for so long bring the ship about to watch a friend drown sittin' out on a ledge, begged you to come down you can only lean, on me for so long So sorry, it's over so sorry, it's over there's so much more that I wanted and (so sorry, it's over) there's so much more that I needed and time keeps moving on and on and on... (so sorry, it's over) soon we'll all be gone Man on a mission can't say I miss him around insider information hand in your resignation loss of a girlfriend best of intentions I found tight lipped procrastination ya, later... see you around |
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