Live Fast Diarrhea

Let The Bad Times Roll

For all those that are feeling way too fed up inside
Now here's a celebration of failure and losing
Like to put a shout out to all y'all far and wide
Sorry people but this is the way it's gotta be
I know, I know, I know, I know
we are pushing the parameters to a brand new low
The end is near there's lots to fear
No such thing as a good day is what I'm told
Let the bad times roll
The grass is never greener on the other side
I'll stay right here and frolic in the dirt and gravel
Where's the love in this room? I feel teary eyed
Between you and me I don't think it's ever gonna change
Descend, rear end, offend a friend
It's wise of you to run and hide from what's around the bend
The end is near there's lots to fear
No such thing as a free lunch is what I'm told
Let the band times roll
Up to me I'll embrace them happily
let you people know I'm not foolin'
come take a ride with me down to Riverside
show you what it's like to be coolin'
Life's gotta be a little better overseas
where everyone's drivin' a Mercedes
unsatisfied with my mailorder bride
so much for my last attempt with the ladies
Listen to nobody this is the way I think
Tell 'em all you're gonna live at least until you're forty
Just be glad you're only one shade of blue in the face
Wake up smell the s*** and think that everything is great
I know, I know, I know, I know
we are pushing the parameters to a brand new low
The end is near there's lots to fear
No such thing as a good day is what I'm told
Let the bad times roll

Take It Back

Let's go to the place where the food is really good
and my order's understood and they won't drown my food, yeah!
Get me to the seat, I wanna eat,
just a party of three Me! Me! Me! Yeah!
What is this stupid s***?
I didn't order this!
Not gonna pay for it!
Take it back! (x5)
Hello pretty lady, I'll only say it once
"meat and cheese only", don't f*** it up!
Here it goes again a conspiracy
are you plotting against me?
I said only meat and cheese, yeah
What is this stupid s***?
I didn't order this!
Not gonna pay for it!
Take it back! (x5)
I'll say it simple, so you can understand
get my food right, I am a hungry man
You say you're sorry, not realy a waitress
"I'm studying to be an actress"
Starting acting like a waitress!
...Food! - Do you wanna see me puke?
What are you retarted?
Pickles make me sick
let's get the eating started, yeah!
Here it goes again,
I said it all along,
meat and cheese only
it's wrong! Wrong! Wrong!
What is this stupid s***?
I didn't order this!
Not gonna pay for it!
Take it back! (x5)

And Now We Dance

Drowning in this toilet of s*** they call life
Work like h*** at Taco Bell for $4.25 an hour
No one gives a squirt of piss if you f***ing die
So seize the day by the balls, and squeeze until it's on it's knees
And now we dance like soldiers on the battlefield
the only triumph in a moment of glory
Crack your head open and sue somebody
Cop a feel on a punk rock girl in bondage pants
And Now We Dance
You are just a speck in a universe of turds
Silenced by conspirators, not another word
With ozone trees depleted, you choke on malathion
nothing f***ing matters, so what's the use in tryin'?
And now we dance like warriors on the victory trail
only triumph in a moment of glory
Crack your head open and sue somebody
Come on and do push ups just like Jack Pallance
And Now We Dance
Never join the ranks of the kiss a** suit and tie
or the stinking hippie, the future is worth a lie,
nothing's worth a f***, a f*** ain't worth a s***
we're only gonna die, here's how we deal with it
And Now We Dance like warriors on the battlefield
only triumph in a moment of glory
Crack your head open and sue somebody
Cop a feel on a punk rock girl in bondage pants
And Now We Dance
we dance like warriors on the battlefield
only triumph in a moment of glory
Crack your head open and sue somebody
Come on and do one handed push ups like Jack Pallance
And Now We Dance

I Have A Date

I saw a girl and she drove me wild
She looked at me and I looked and smiled
The cutest girl you'd ever see
I never dreamed she'd go out with me
We met at school so I asked her out
The only girl I ever thought about
She's 16 and she's so devine
I never thought I could make her mine
I'm in love, I just can't wait
Tonight I have a date
I have a date with the cutest girl in town
I have a date and I'm the happiest boy around
I'm in love
I just can't wait 'cause tonight I have a date
Went to the movies in my parents car
I never dreamed I'd get that far
I picked her up at a quarter to eight
I got there early I didn't want to be late
I never thought it would come to this
I drove her home and she gave me a kiss
I'm in love and it's here to stay
She said she really wants to see me again
I'm in love, I just can't wait
Tonight I have a date
I have a date with the cutest girl in town
I have a date and I'm the happiest boy around
I'm in love
I just can't wait 'cause tonight I have a date

Supercalifragilistic

I cannot find the lyrics for this song. If you have them, please send them to me at gmccleign@hotmail.com Thanx

Power Mustache

Mustache is a symbol of repression and of hate
Never trust a man with a butt broom on his face
It's the facial marking of the man who holds you down
The source of all your problems, every city, every town
Stalin, Hitler, Schneider, just to name a few
got to kill the mustache before it grows on you
Fight! The mustache power! (x3)
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Mustache is authority
The world is run by a**holes
They try to run our lives from their golden mustache castles
The Dark Prince was a nazi, his mustache true to form
instead of arm-band swastikas, mouse ears must be worn
He terminates employees with the hair above his lip
cuz in the Fuhrer's kingdom it's dictatorship
We should take his frozen corpse and shave his fascist face
and make the magic kingdom a truly happy place
Fight! The mustache power! (x3)
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Pigs across the nation dressed in uniform
with their gun and badges, a mustache must be worn
they beat the population with their clubs inflicting pain
with mustache anonymity, they all look the same
we must join together till the mustache is removed
and then we'll have a party with beer and chicks and food
Fight the power!
Fight the power mustache!
Fight the power!
Fight the power mustache!

N.I.M.B.Y.

The city council met last night the vote was one to six
Denying access to our town by TV's "G.E. Smith"
The Mayor cited nightmares had by his daughter Eileen
She dreamed that ugly f***er's face popped out the friggin' screen
They said no, they said no way
Not in my Back yard he can not stay
That eyesore is a stain upon our nation
If you think he's livin' by me there's no way
G.E. felt the set back but refusing to surrender
He bought a house disguised as the guitarist of the Pretenders
But at the party we like to throw for new homeowners
we caught him when he couldn't play the lead from "Tattooed Love Boys"
They said no, they said no way
Not in my Back yard he can not stay
That eyesore is a stain upon our nation
If you think he's livin' by me there's no way
A man has got the right to homestead anywhere he can
but that just begs the question, What exactly is a man?
Blond Frankenstein with Dutchboy hair would hardly qualify
So we must live free of this Hall & Oats reject or die
They said no, they said no way
Not in my Back yard he can not stay
That eyesore is a stain upon our nation
If you think he's livin' by me there's no way

Ape Shall Never Kill Ape

Just a grunt in a bind in his homeland
Taking orders from a very very bad man
Just yer average Dieter, Helmut, or a Bertrand
I can waste him 'cause I know I never never shook his hand
Killed by a hero, what are we supposed to do?
just a loser with a girlfriend getting fat and
participation in a very very bad plan
In a nation where the b*st*rds are the unplanned
we can waste it cuz it's such a teeny tiny hand
Killed by procedure, what are we supposed to do
(And Cornelius says)
Ape shall never kill ape
I say wouldn't that be great?
But some apes, they just gotta go
We kill the ones that we don't know
Not a nobody, an actual American
beaten silly by another Jody Foster fan
Spend a fortune to debate the moral conflict and
He's protected through it's obvious he killed a man
Killed by the system, what are we supposed to do?

Live Fast, Diarrhea

Intoxicated the way I go through life
Inebriated and then I pay the price
Designated drinker with a defected driver
I can't find my keys must have left them inside her
Eating Taco Bell and now I'm drinking gin and tonic
I think there's an answer but I can't put my finger on it
Mom please come pick me up I don't know where I am
It's the last think I'll ask
I just wanna live fast, diarrhea
Live fast! Diarrhea! (x3)
Punk is what it is until you're getting paid
This is how I live, it's not a f***ing phase
They don't understand, they think they're f***ing rad
we should kill those guys, this is bulls*** man
I followed Marshall Silver and I bootlegged Hooked on Phonics
I think there's an answer but I can't put my finger on it
Mom please come pick me up I don't know where I am
It's the last thing I'll ask
I just wanna live fast, diarrhea
Live fast! Diarrhea! (x3)

Happy Birthday To Me

It's my birthday and I'll do what I want to
F*** you it's my birthday
A special holiday only for me, so do what I say,
it's my party, I'll make you cry if I want to...or leave
F*** you, it's not your birthday, so do what I say
For 24 hours your wishing me well
364 days I'm in h***, Oh well
Happy Birthday to me
alone on my Birthday,
I'm going to Denny's 10 times today
No Tip! it's my birthday, so do what I say
How could you forget my birthday?
That's really immature
F*** you for forgetting my birthday
you didn't do what I say
24 hours no wishing well
now 365 days I'm in H***, Oh well
Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday to me, Spank Me!
Oh well, Happy Birthday to me,
I can't believe you forgot my birthday
it's my birthday and you're wrecking it
now it's jsut like any other day
you didn't do what I say
How could you forget my birthday?
That's really immature...

Change My Pants

I don't wanna change my pants
Not gonna change my pants
I'll Never change...
I'm on fire tonight
my pants are fitting right
Gonna rock & roll tonight, alright
I don't wanna change my pants
Not gonna change my pants
Never change...
I'm back in brown again they are my trusted friend
You said they looked good last week
so I wore 'em again today
I don't wanna change my pants
Not gonna change my pants Never change...
You can change my shirt, you can change my mind,
but don't f*** with my pants
These pants represent a symbol of my individuality
and my belief in personal freedom, yeah
Come on I'll show you how
pants don't fail me now
wanna make sweet love to you
...pants
I don't wanna change my pants
not gonna change my pants
never change...
Every guy grab a girl
everywhere around the world
Don't change your pants,
never change your pants
It's Saturday night I'm feelin' alright
Don't change your pants,never change your pants
Got a monkey on my back
Don't change your pants, never change your pants
Baby (x16)
Don't change your pants, never change your pants
Throw your hands in the air
And wave 'em like you just
Don't change your pants, never change your pants
All you sucker MC's
Don't change your pants, never change your pants
I love you
I need you
I want you
But I'm not gonna change my pants
I'll never change my pants
You know I'm born to lose, 'cause gamblin's for fools
Don't change your pants
Walkin' down the street, everyone I meet
Don't change your pants, never change your pants etc.

Get In Line

First you get in line
And then you're in the line
And then you wait in line
And then it's almost time
To get on to the ride
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, weee!
Get back in the line
And then you're in the line
And then you wait in line
And then it's almost time
To get back on the ride
And then you're on the ride
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, weee!
Permanacer (x3)
Sentados por favor Permanacer (x3)
sentados por favor
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, weee!
Get back in the line.
And then you're in the line.
And then you wait in line.
But someone cuts the line.
And they're adding to your time
And that's not very nice
Kick 'em outta line
And then you wait in line
And then it's almost time
To get back on the ride
And then you're on the ride
Come on!
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, weee!
Get back in the line

Johnny Twobags

Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues
and it makes him sad Brings him down
But not down enough to have the blues
He's too white to have the blues
He thinks he should be black to have the blues
He's too green to sing the blues
and Orange County ain't a breeding ground for blues
Oh Johnny do shut up, I know you think you got it rough
You say your life is hard
Well you didn't spend your days stealin' chickens from the rich folks yard
Don't play me for a fool
Your dad wasn't traded for a mule
Do you know what I mean
Even if your band gets dropped from Dr. Dream
You ain't black and you ain't blind
You're girlfriend's not the cheating kind
Well you're cleaned up and you're off the booze
Maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues
Ken is struck in a wheel chair
His spine is bent beyond repair
He's not singin' the blues
and you never even ? of a ? excuse
So at school you might have failed
But there's men being raped in jail
They should be singing the blue
and I'm starting to think that you haven't paid your dues
You ain't black and you ain't blind
You're girlfriend's not the cheating kind
Well you're cleaned up and you're off the booze
Maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues
He's too white to have the blues
He thinks he should be black to have the blues
He's too green to sing the blues
and Orange County ain't a breeding ground for blues
It's ok, so don't be sad
that your sad
cause your still rad to me
Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues
and it makes him sad Brings him down
But not down enough to have the blues
He's too white to have the blues
He thinks he should be black to have the blues
He's too green to sing the blues
and Orange County ain't a breeding ground for blues
You ain't black and you ain't blind
You're girlfriend's not the cheating kind
Well you're cleaned up and you're off the booze
Maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues
It's ok, so don't be sad
that your sad
cause your still rad to me
You don't have to pay no dues or be born to lose
Alot of people would kill to be in your shoes
Maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues

Kick Me

Kick me, You know that I am a lazy piece of s***
an animal on hand outs from an evil government
I've always been a nobody,
I'll never be a somebody,
unless I kick some a** or get that drink with the umbrella in it
so full of s***
Kick me, you know that my machine is full of rage
Expose me, you know I'm stupid even for my age
Please check out my s***ty band, the preachings of an anarchist
the government can't owe me if I don't believe that it exists
so full of s***
Kick me. Kick me harder
I need a good kick
My head is so thik
Kick me. Kick me harder
Rip me a new one
I don't even have an old one
I'm so full of s***
Kill me, before some moron gives me my big chance
And I end up a poet/role model buried in France
I'm so high on pot & s***
I think that I'm in Ancient Egypt
Forgive me, but Seattle's Junkies don't speak for my generation
So full of s***

Soup Of The Day

Soup of the day. Flavor of the month.
Stain in your pants from your bleeding c*nt
Sell out! Buy in! Never gonna change!
Cash out now buy a home on the rang
18 years, I'm still punk
Going back and forth you silly little f***!
When it goes away, I still stay
No I won't go away
never the soup of the day
Money is good when it comes your way
Take it now, it's your day
Take it, before it goes away
Pay day! Pay day! Get out quick
It sure beats selling your d*ck
Soup of the day. Flavor of the month.
Stain in your pants from your bleeding c*nt
I had a dream, a terrible thing
like a f***ing pig grabbing at a brass ring
Gimme mine! Got mine! Constant pain
with a shotgun remove your brain
Don't care a f*** about the flavor of the month
Soup of the day