Fear Of A Punk Planet

Pizza Tran

medium cheese, she's glad to take my order
long long way from that lao-viet border
she fled the jungle the evil viet cong,
pizza tran orange county
is where you belong
two long weeks in that little leaky boat
just to get the right to see me and to vote
here comes my pizza, down bolsa avenue,
yes its true pizza tran i love you
girls at school they just don't understand
what do you see in that little orphan tran?
she's so pretty i'm proud to be her man,
and i am and that's why i love pizza tran
i love her and i think she loves me
i order pizza 'bout 7 nights a week
she's my madam thieu & i'm her general ky,
i believe she's baking another for me
pizza tran deliver something
i miss you and i'm so hungry pizza tran,
pizza tran get into that dope white supra
and bring me a slice pizza tran

The Rog

all you people gather 'round
and get together no more sitting on your booty
party people it's your duty
you know what i mean tell your body what to do
it's up to you
now let your tight pants
do a new dance
to the rog, roger thomas is upon us
don't you fight it
do the rog
can't you see it's so easy
it's now or never, get together
lay it on me, lay it down,
slap me five and gather 'round
the party is gettin' started
let's act retarded,
no one is carded
now shake your onion
like a grunion tryin' to spawn
grab your girl unless she's shril
hit the dance floor
do the rog
rock the rog across the nation
a bicentennial celebration
tell two friends
and they'll tell two
and they'll two and so on
and so on
it's easy to do
tell your body what to do
it's up to you

Join Us For Pong

it's the gay nineties and
you can't watch nothin' good
mindless pinko garbage
is all they make in hollywood
kung fu theatre,
now there's a show with class
like to find the guy
who cancelled it
and karate chop his a**
so after alf is done
there ain't nuthin' good on
all my rowdy friends come over
'cause i have pong
join us! join us! join us!
join us for pong!
i got the foxes i got that clout
i got my unit on
the day they came out
you bring the snack treats,
you bring the booze
i ain't bringin' nuthin',
does that box belong to you?
pass the dutchie's on,
my all time favorite song
but turn it down you moron
'cause we're tryin'
to play pong
don't be fooled by world peace
or an economy thats stable
the c.i.a.'s just got more time
to watch you
through your cable
they would control you
and take away your brain
you can defeat them
if you switch your box
over to "game"
do what's right to you,
not what they tell you to
you can fight
we meet tonight
so join us for pong
it's up to you to improve
your hand-eye cordination
or become a mindless servant,
unwitting puppet of the nation
they know your address,
they send you bills
they decide if you watch tyson,
don't that give you the chills
shake off your shackles son,
we've only just begun
there's just two speeds,
it's what you need,
so join us for pong

Hey Homes!

hey homes, don't front my set
hey homes, don't front my set
word! you fudge with me
you fudge with the crew
word! the dumbest thing you'll ever do
word! don't front my set
'cuz we got power
word! i got guys comin' in from bellflower
hey homes, don't front my set
word! me and my home boys just don't dig
word! you bustin' turf
and strartin' sheet
word! crazy, crazy close you stay
word! what the h*** did i just say?
hey homes, don't front my set
word! this ain't no
downtown box of wine
word! homey bus head, he did no time
word! jacked his ride, cold set up heads
word! just stop me if i'm makin' sense
hey homes, don't front my set

Girls Turn 18 Every Day

judy hates me,
stepped on her cat
I hate judy,
she's gettin' too fat
sally left me,
i was gettin' kinda cold
i left sally,
she was gettin' kinda old
oooh, oooh, what's a guy to say?
tawana don't like
the tapes a bought
boo-yah tribe,
new kids on the block
tracy says my car is dumb
i think there's more
where she came from
oooh, oooh,
what's a guy to say?
g - irls are turning 18 every day
rachel turned 18 just last week
kamie turned 18, looks so sweet
jenny's lookin' sorry at 29
but her sister turned 18
just in time

Kill My Tenant

no respect for a land-holding man
only scum who pay when they can
free-loaders that hate what i am
then beg me to fix their can
ugly harleys on the front lawn
i come by to turn the sprinklers on
just tryin' to keep up the place
get a knuckle sandwich right in my face
kill my tenant, he ain't worth the rent
section 8 pays most of their rent
but they can't handle the 20 percent
selling speed just ain't what it's been
wanna see me make some homeless men?
rent's in the mail, you know that it's not
i got filth attempting to squat
think i'm kidding, 'til someone gets shot
i love slow targets on pot
just tryin' to get appreciation
some return on my investment
go buy your own home
tom vu will show you how to own big money and a yacht
how i long for midieval times
right to deflower virgins was mine
no coalitions telling me what to do
no pesky pinko ACLU
you can linch whomever you like
just be careful where you park that bike
i'm not impressed by pigs with no class
so get off your a** and go cut the grass

Summer Lovin'

summer lovin' had me a blast
summer lovin' happened so fast
met some girl, crazy for me
met a guy, cute as can be
summer days drifted away
to oh, the summer nights
tell me more, was this texas or france?
tell me more, did you get in her pants?
went to her place, got in her blouse
while the roadies demolished her house
watched her cable, stole her tv
she did my band just the way she did me
summer hoes open their does then get grounded
for the rest of their life
tell me more, did her parents come home?
tell me more, did you call nome on her phone?
in gay paris the girls are so chic
they don't talk english
so they last a whole week
german foxes, way too much hair
put that wall back so that they stay there
here's my adress come stay with me
too bad you can't afford to come overseas
tell me more, did you make true love vows?
tell me more, what if she finds your house?
i got sober that's where it ends
so i told her we'd still be friends
she was cool, but just like the rest
i had to leave her with a phony address
"of course i live there, i love you, you fox"
(your welcome anytime - at my p.o. box)
san francisco, our closing night
thought he'd finally met mrs. right
bought her flowers, read her my poem
said he'd call me the next day at home
didn't answer she's with some other dude
probably begging out on haight street for food

The Day Farrah Fawcett Died

birds in the air never chirped the same
slobs in bowling alleys never burped the same
they came to cry shocked with disbelief
a broken mass of millions all drowning in their grief
she was just an innocent how could you lord?
they cried the day that farrah fawcett died
Throughout the globe every chinese man and turk
their unifying symbol they really liked her work
but who's to blame?
no one made a move until i find out who did this
nobody leaves the room they say the road was icy
but that just don't add up
a bushy-haired intruder another government cover up!
a drug-related overdose
a hunting accident
death at the hands of another,
i'll bet! first jfk and then we lost the king
thank god it must be over now
they say they come in threes
but still i ache the world has lost a friend
i'll trade all of my viewmaster reels
to see her once again

Anti

always speak my mind
the truth is what i say
i shout it out in black and white
no smegging shades of gray
you've got to be defiant
that's what i always say
you'll never never hear my silence
but that's the price i'll pay
'cuz i'm anti-antiseptic
i'm anti-antipasto
i'm anti-anticipation
and i'm anti-antichrist
but i'm pro-prophylactic
i'm pro-propane gas
i'm pro-propaganda
and i'm por-antipathy
the future starts tomorrow
with the children of today
they'll never feel your sorrow
they stand right in your way
so take your brain out have it washed,
that's a fact of life
but i don't mean like blair and tootie
they'd both make a d*** good wife
i'm anti-antidote
i'm anti-antiquate
i'm anti-antifreeze
i'm anti-guitar hero
i'm anti-antimatter
i'm anti-antipersonel
i'm anti-antonym
i'm anti-ann taylor
i'm anti-antibiotic
i'm anti-anticlimax
i'm anti-andrew ridgley
i'm anti-anticoagulant
i'm pro-procreation
i'm pro-programmable
i'm pro-prohibition
i'm pro-profanity
i'm anti-antitrust
i'm anti-antiknock
i'm anti-antiknock additive
i'm anti-pro choice
i'm pro-anti choice
i'm pro-propaganda
i'm proctor and gamble
i feel any more verses to this song
would be anti-climatic

Teenage Idol

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Small Wonder

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Phone Machine

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