Sweatin To The Oldies LIVE

Anarchy Burger (live)

anarchy, kill a cat
shoot james brady in the back
raise an army of rabid rats
beat your neighbor with a bat
anarchy burger hold the government
anarchy burger hold the government
anarchy, go ape s***
let them know your sick of it
write your congressman,
tell him he sucks, your only in it for the bucks
anarchy burger hold the government
anarchy burger hold the government
you're all potential anarchy burgers
if you want to be free
order yourself an anarchy burger (hold the government, please)
anarchy burger hold the government
America stands for freedom
but if you think you're free
try walking into a deli and urinating on the cheese
anarchy burger hold the government
anarchy burger hold the government
say f*** in front of your mom - f***!
and go to school naked

The Legend of Pat Brown (live)

Pat Brown Tried to run the cops down
Pat Brown Ran 'em into the ground
Pat Brown Tried to run the cops down
Pat Brown Ran 'em into the ground
Patrick Edward Brown Tried to run the cops down
Patrick Edward Brown
Tried to run the mother f***in cops into the ground
Pat Brown Gets real mean, when he's in his machine
He's no zero, he's a f***ing hero
Pat Brown He didn't get too far
Pat Brown He got holes in his car
Pat Brown They threw him in jail
Pat Brown Couldn't pay his bail
Patrick Edward Brown Tried to run the cops down
Patrick Edward Brown
Tried to run the mother f***in cops into the ground
Pat Brown He's a crazy guy and I'll tell you why
He's no clown, so don't f*** around
He's got a shotgun, yeah he thinks it's fun
To shoot at you
Patrick Edward Brown Tried to run the cops down
Patrick Edward Brown
Tried to run the mother f***in cops into the ground
Pat Brown He's a crazy guy
Yeah I'll tell you why
On a hunting trip the trigger slipped
someone almost died
Circle Massage got a shotgun barrage
He won't pay 50 bucks for head
Music shop got a midnight shopping stop
"Hello Marshal Amps"
Stereo store got hit for even more
But Pat got caught At the Cuckoo's Nest, he did his best
To waste some pigs
Patrick Edward Brown Tried to run the cops down
Patrick Edward Brown
Tried to run the mother f***in cops into the ground
Pat Brown He don't f*** around
Pat Brown He's got a shotgun
Yeah you better run Me and Joey know
Here he comes down your street
Sawed-off shotgun in his seat
Better look around cause here comes Pat Brown
Gonna run you down Now don't f*** around with Pat Brown
Don't f*** around with Pat Brown
with Pat Bra-rown

Join Us For Pong (live)

it's the gay nineties and
you can't watch nothin' good
mindless pinko garbage is all they make in hollywood
kung fu theatre, now there's a show with class
like to find the guy
who cancelled it and karate chop his a**
so after alf is done there ain't nuthin' good on
all my rowdy friends come over 'cause i have pong
join us! join us! join us!
join us for pong!
i got the foxes i got that clout
i got my unit on the day they came out
you bring the snack treats, you bring the booze
i ain't bringin' nuthin',
does that box belong to you?
pass the dutchie's on, my all time favorite song
but turn it down you moron
cause we're tryin' to play pong
don't be fooled by world peace or an economy thats stable
the c.i.a.'s just got more time to watch you through your cable
they would control you and take away your brain
you can defeat them if you switch your box
over to "game" do what's right to you,
not what they tell you to you can fight
we meet tonight so join us for pong
it's up to you to improve your hand-eye cordination
or become a mindless servant, unwitting puppet of the nation
they know your address, they send you bills
they decide if you watch tyson don't that give you the chills
shake off your shackles son, we've only just begun
there's just two speeds, it's what you need,
so join us for pong

Pizza Tran (live)

medium cheese, she's glad to take my order
long long way from that lao-viet border
she fled the jungle the evil viet cong, pizza tran
orange county is where you belong
two long weeks in that little leaky boat
just to get the right to see me and to vote
here comes my pizza, down bolsa avenue,
yes its true pizza tran i love you
girls at school they just don't understand
what do you see in that little orphan tran?
she's so pretty i'm proud to be her man,
and i am and that's why i love pizza tran
i love her and i think she loves me
i order pizza 'bout 7 nights a week
she's my madam thieu & i'm her general ky, i believe
she's baking another for me pizza tran deliver something
i miss you and i'm so hungry pizza tran
pizza tran get into that dope white supra and bring me a slice
pizza tran

The Master Race in Outer Space (live)

one two three four
master race in outer space
they had to leave this earthly place
all the allies and the Russians too
this nazi s*** don't do
this nazi s*** don't do
this nazi s*** don't do
so we launch them to the moon
the secret moon base was nearly complete
so we put the plan in motion for the space age feat
Germany was about to fall
they loaded up the rockets and launched them all
this nazi s*** don't do
this nazi s*** don't do
this nazi s*** don't do
so we launched them to the moon
master race in outer space
they had to leave this earthly place
all the allies and the Russians too
this nazi s*** don't do
this nazi s*** don't do
this nazi s*** don't do
so we launched them to the moon
one small step for man
one huge step for mankind (sieg heil baby)
one small step for man
one huge step for mankind (sieg heil baby)
this nazi s*** don't do
this nazi s*** don't do
this nazi s*** don't do
so we launched them to the moon
master race in outer space
they had to leave this earthly place
all the allies and the Russians too
this nazi s*** don't do
this nazi s*** don't do
this nazi s*** don't do
so we launched them to the moon

Wanna Be Manor (live)

You can tell I'm no great planner
I ended up at the wanna be manor
wanna be manor, what a place to be
wanna be manor, it's not for me
I looked in the door, opened the door
peed on the floor, spotted a wh*re
drugs and filth are all around
no clean dishes can be found
if you thought that your nightmares were scary
wait till you meet the h*e called jerri
no one dragged a dead fish in the room
it's spreading legs and her female perfume
I walked upstairs, I can't explain
but I got involved in a three man train
was it fun? Yeah, I guess
but I got crabs like all the rest
Dave's a cool guy but he's a really a slob
lives on unemployment, and he can't get a job
go ahead and take a drink, there's nothing to fear
just make sure you sniff that beer!
Passing out is no excuse you'll be subject to abuse
some will let you hang there
It's just the pigs on their nightly visit
After busting one person each
the pigs said to move out of huntington beach
now I'll have to find a new town
or find another wanna be manor
wanna be manor
You can tell I'm no great planner
I ended up at the wanna be manor
wanna be manor, what a place to be
wanna be manor, it's not for me
wanna be manor wanna be manor

Mohawk Town (live)

Now Mohawk John knew he did wrong
when he went and killed some men
They sent for the marshal to bring him in
they sent for Marshal Skin
He rolled into town, and pulled his cowboy hat down
Cause everyone knows a skinhead, and skinheads aren't allowed
(skinheads aren't allowed) in Mohawk Town
The sun was high and his mouth was dry
So he rolled up to the saloon
He ordered himself some red eye he knew he'd meet John soon
Checked out all the Mohawks sittin round the bar
He knew he found the Mohawk town and John couldn't be too far
He rolled into town, and pulled his cowboy hat down
Cause everyone knows a skinhead,and skinheads aren't allowed
(skinheads aren't allowed) in Mohawk Town
He walked out of the saloon and there stood Mohawk John
He didn't have no time to speak both guns had just been drawn
Now Mohawk John was quick but Skin shot straight and fast
He put a slug right through his heart and laid him on his back
He rolled into town, and pulled his cowboy hat down
Cause everyone knows a skinhead and skinheads aren't allowed
(skinheads aren't allowed) in Mohawk Town

Lady Killer (live)

Mr. Playboy, Sir Weasel, Poppin Snake, and Mr. Cool
Went down to the boulevard to play their a** some pool
Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla
Lady Killer Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla
Lady Killer
I'mfa for, I'mfa for, I'mfa dancin' wit you
Here go one, here go one, here go one, woooo
Mr. Flashdance, Old Bufu, Man Sam, and Doctor Boots
Came down from the south town to snort they a** some toots
Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla Lady Killer
Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla Lady Killer
I'mfa for, I'mfa for, I'mfa dancin' wit you
Here go one, here go one, here go one, woooo
Well they came down looking to score
but they got a whole lot more
When they started a fight on that frightful night
at Lady Killer's bar
Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla Lady Killer
lla Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla Lady Killer
I'mfa for, I'mfa for, I'mfa dancin' wit you
Here go one, here go one, here go one, woooo
So if you have to leave your turf you better not go far
Or start a fight on friday night in Lady Killer's Bar
Illa Zilla...

Girls Turn 18 Every Day (live)

judy hates me, stepped on her cat
i hate judy, she's gettin' too fat
sally left me, i was gettin' kinda cold
i left sally,she was gettin' kinda old
oooh, oooh, what's a guy to say?
tawana don't like the tapes I bought
boo-yah tribe, new kids on the block
tracy says my car is dumb
i think there's more where she came from
oooh, oooh, what's a guy to say?
g irls are turning 18 every day
rachel turned 18 just last week
kamie turned 18, looks so sweet
jenny's lookin' sorry at 29
but her sister turned 18 just in time

Hey Homes! (live)

hey homes, don't front my set
hey homes, don't front my set
word! you fudge with me you fudge with the crew
word! the dumbest thing you'll ever do
word! don't front my set 'cuz we got power
word! i got guys comin' in from bellflower
hey homes, don't front my set
word! me and my home boys just don't dig
word! you bustin' turf and strartin' sh*t
word! crazy, crazy close you stay
word! what the h***did i just say?
hey homes, don't front my set
word! this ain't no downtown box of wine
word! homey bus head, he did no time
word! jacked his ride, cold set up heads
word! just stop me if i'm makin' sense
hey homes, don't front my set

Pirate's Life (live)

Seven hits of L and nobody could tell
So I spent every dime just to get to Aniehem
I was in the Magic Kingdom Now I'm in the Carribean
You get something really wicked when you spend an E-ticket
High adventure on the sea, but it's not the life for me
Now those harry tatooed pirates are all chasing after me
I was threatened with a knife by a pirate playing fife
Now I'm sailing for my life thanks to LSD 25
Where can I hide? I don't want to buy a bride
I'm alone as I float
Hey, there were others in my boat
Up ahead, one of the men he said he would be my friend
He'd guide me to the hole If I deeded him my soul
To the hole I didn't make it
That doesn't mean he didn't take it He laughed at my plight
He said you'll be one of us tonight
High adventure on the sea but it's not the life for me
Now those harry tatooed pirates are all chasing after me
I was threatened with a knife by a pirate playing fife
Now I'm sailing for my life thanks to LSD 25
He was right, I'm still here as I have been, for over a year
With my last bit of hope, a tin can and rope
I just want to break free
But I can't get away
No I can't get away cause that d*** dog's got the key
No one listens as I tell of my ordeal in this cell
They stand right by but they don't feel
Is this for real? - Is this for real!

Summer Lovin' (live)

summer lovin' had me a blast
summer lovin' happened so fast
met some girl, crazy for me
met a guy, cute as can be summer days drifted away
to oh, the summer nights
ell me more, was this texas or france?
tell me more, did you get in her pants?
went to her place, got in her blouse
while the roadies demolished her house
watched her cable, stole her tv
she did my band just the way she did me
summer h*es open their does then get grounded
for the rest of their life
tell me more, did her parents come home?
tell me more, did you call nome on her phone?
in gay paris the girls are so chic they don't talk english
so they last a whole week
german foxes, way too much hair
put that wall back so that they stay there
here's my adress come stay with me
too bad you can't afford to come overseas
tell me more, did you make true love vows?
tell me more, what if she finds your house?
i got sober that's where it ends
so i told her we'd still be friends
she was cool, but just like the rest
i had to leave her with a phony address
"of course i live there, i love you, you fox"
(your welcome anytime - at my p.o. box)
san francisco, our closing night thought he'd finally
met mrs. right
bought her flowers, read her my poem
said he'd call me the next day at home
didn't answer she's with some other dude
probably begging out on haight street for food

Urban Struggle (live)

I want to be a Cowboy I got to be a Cowboy
I'm born to be a Cowboy I want to be a Cowboy
A Cowboy! Uh-huh
Tonight we're taking me fast car
Were gonna go down to the Cowboy bar
I'm gonna wait till the club is full
and I'm gonna ride the mechanical bull
Cowboy look is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
To be a true Cowboy was my fate
I can't help it if I was born late
All the Cowgirls in their Stetson hats and their tight fitting jeans
s they don't look fat
We'll all be listening to the Cowboy tunes
and stomp around like a bunch of goons
Cowboy look is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
To be a true cowboy was my fate
I can't help it if I was born late
We're all OD'd on the Olden West
seein' who's Cowboy clothes look the best
I can ride that phony bull so d*** good
Sometimes I think I'm Clint Eastwood
Cowboy look is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
To be a true cowboy was my fate
I can't help it if I was born late
I know I'm a Cowboy deep inside
My hat band's made out of synthetic rattle snake hide
After a couple s*** kickin' Cowboy movies
I'll check out the Cowboy scene down at Zubie's
Cowboy look is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
To be a true cowboy was my fate
I can't help it if I was born late
Find out who all fights the best
We start fights with them punks at the Cuckoo's Nest
Those d*** punks are crazy(though)and meaner than a bull at a rodeo
Cowboy look is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
To be a true cowboy was my fate
I can't help it if I was born late
You call me an Urban clone of course
A big deal if I'm afraid to ride a horse
With a broken nose and a f***ed up knee
Maybe this Cowboy scene just ain't for me
Cowboy look is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
To be a true cowboy was my fate
I can't help it if I was born late
Yee Haw
Cowboy look is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
To be a true cowboy was my fate
I can't help it if I was born late

Teenage Idol (live)

Cannot find the lyrics for this song. If you have them please e-mail them to me at Gmccleign@hotmail.com Thanx

Goop All Over The Phone (live)

He met her at the soundcheck, where she was tendin' bar
Bodacious ones and ruby lips, a regular movie star
Her singin' voice was pleasin', that's how she got her name
He wasn't from her neighborhood, but he loved her just the same
How he wished he could move to Hollywood
How he wished he could move to Hollywood
But there's goop all over the phone, and Pleasant all over that bill
He'd like to see a lot more of her,
cause she gives him such a thrill
But he's from down in Long Beach, and she lives in Hollywood Hills
So there's goop all over the phone, and Pleasant all over the bill
Like a duck after a June bug, he's on that honey bee
And every night he phones her hive and they get real sticky
He tells her that he loves her, but can only talk awhile
Cause the phone gets like a greased up hog
nd the bill's a country mile

(CHORUS)
Now he went off atourin', cause the Vandals gotta play
But with every show their love cost more cause he gets further away
There's only one solution, a phoney calling card
But he yapped & yappd till he got slapped
with a serious federal charge
(CHORUS)
Now the judge denied him bail, and he fought back the tears
And he thought of Pleasant's beauty as they gave him 20 years
He said, "I'll go real peaceful like, I know I broke the law,
But I ain't stoop so gimme the goop
Cause I still got one phone call."
And there's goop all over the phone.