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Peace Through Vandalism This is the Vandals second album, which was released in 1995. It features the song "The Legend Of Pat Brown." |
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Wanna Be Manor
You can tell I'm no great planner I ended up at the wanna be manor wanna be manor, what a place to be wanna be manor, it's not for me I looked in the door, opened the door peeed on the floor, spotted a wh*re drugs and filth are all around no clean dishes can be found if you thought that your nightmares were scary wait till you meet the h*e called jerri no one dragged a dead fish in the room it's spreading legs and her female perfume I walked upstairs, I can't explain but I got involved in a three man train was it fun? Yeah, I guess but I got crabs like all the rest Dave's a cool guy but he's a really a slob lives on unemployment, and he can't get a job go ahead and take a drink, there's nothing to fear just make sure you sniff that beer! Passing out is no excuse you'll be subject to abuse some will let you hang there It's just the pigs on their nightly visit After busting one person each the pigs said to move out of huntington beach now I'll have to find a new town or find another wanna be manor wanna be manor You can tell I'm no great planner I ended up at the wanna be manor wanna be manor, what a place to be wanna be manor, it's not for me wanna be manor wanna be manor Urban Struggle I want to be a Cowboy I got to be a Cowboy I'm born to be a Cowboy I want to be a Cowboy A Cowboy! Uh-huh Tonight we're taking me fast car Were gonna go down to the Cowboy bar I'm gonna wait till the club is full and I'm gonna ride the mechanical bull Cowboy look is the one I sought Can't change now cause the clothes are bought To be a true Cowboy was my fate I can't help it if I was born late All the Cowgirls in their Stetson hats and their tight fitting jeans so they don't look fat We'll all be listening to the Cowboy tunes and stomp around like a bunch of goons Cowboy look is the one I sought Can't change now cause the clothes are bought To be a true cowboy was my fate I can't help it if I was born late We're all OD'd on the Olden West seein' who's Cowboy clothes look the best I can ride that phony bull so d*** good Sometimes I think I'm Clint Eastwood Cowboy look is the one I sought Can't change now cause the clothes are bought To be a true cowboy was my fate I can't help it if I was born late I know I'm a Cowboy deep inside My hat band's made out of synthetic rattle snake hide After a couple s*** kickin' Cowboy movies I'll check out the Cowboy scene down at Zubie's Cowboy look is the one I sought Can't change now cause the clothes are bought To be a true cowboy was my fate I can't help it if I was born late Find out who all fights the best We start fights with them punks at the Cuckoo's Nest Those d*** punks are crazy(though) and meaner than a bull at a rodeo Cowboy look is the one I sought Can't change now cause the clothes are bought To be a true cowboy was my fate I can't help it if I was born late You call me an Urban clone of course A big deal if I'm afraid to ride a horse With a broken nose and a f***ed up knee Maybe this Cowboy scene just ain't for me Cowboy look is the one I sought Can't change now cause the clothes are bought To be a true cowboy was my fate I can't help it if I was born late Yee Haw Cowboy look is the one I sought Can't change now cause the clothes are bought To be a true cowboy was my fate I can't help it if I was born late The Legend Of Pat Brown Pat Brown Tried to run the cops down Pat Brown Ran 'em into the ground Pat Brown Tried to run the cops down Pat Brown Ran 'em into the ground Patrick Edward Brown Tried to run the cops down Patrick Edward Brown Tried to run the mother f***in cops into the ground Pat Brown Gets real mean, when he's in his machine He's no zero, he's a f***ing hero Pat Brown He didn't get too far Pat Brown He got holes in his car Pat Brown They threw him in jail Pat Brown Couldn't pay his bail Patrick Edward Brown Tried to run the cops down Patrick Edward Brown Tried to run the mother f***in cops into the ground Pat Brown He's a crazy guy and I'll tell you why He's no clown, so don't f*** around He's got a shotgun, yeah he thinks it's fun To shoot at you Patrick Edward Brown Tried to run the cops down Patrick Edward Brown Tried to run the mother f***in cops into the ground Pat Brown He's a crazy guy Yeah I'll tell you why On a hunting trip the trigger slipped someone almost died Circle Massage got a shotgun barrage He won't pay 50 bucks for head Music shop got a midnight shopping stop "Hello Marshal Amps" Stereo store got hit for even more But Pat got caught At the Cuckoo's Nest, he did his best To waste some pigs Patrick Edward Brown Tried to run the cops down Patrick Edward Brown Tried to run the mother f***in cops into the ground Pat Brown He don't f*** around Pat Brown He's got a shotgun Yeah you better run Me and Joey know Here he comes down your street Sawed-off shotgun in his seat Better look around cause here comes Pat Brown Gonna run you down Now don't f*** around with Pat Brown Don't fuck around with Pat Brown with Pat Bra-rown Pirate's Life Seven hits of L and nobody could tell So I spent every dime just to get to Aniehem I was in the Magic Kingdom Now I'm in the Carribean You get something really wicked when you spend an E-ticket High adventure on the sea, but it's not the life for me Now those harry tatooed pirates are all chasing after me I was threatened with a knife by a pirate playing fife Now I'm sailing for my life thanks to LSD 25 Where can I hide? I don't want to buy a bride I'm alone as I float Hey, there were others in my boat Up ahead, one of the men he said he would be my friend He'd guide me to the hole If I deeded him my soul To the hole I didn't make it That doesn't mean he didn't take it He laughed at my plight He said you'll be one of us tonight High adventure on the sea, but it's not the life for me Now those harry tatooed pirates are all chasing after me I was threatened with a knife by a pirate playing fife Now I'm sailing for my life thanks to LSD 25 He was right, I'm still here as I have been, for over a year With my last bit of hope, a tin can and rope I just want to break free But I can't get away No I can't get away cause that d*** dog's got the key No one listens as I tell of my ordeal in this cell They stand right by but they don't feel Is this for real? Is this for real! Anrachy Burger (Hold The Government) anarchy, kill a cat shoot james brady in the back raise an army of rabid rats beat your neighbor with a bat anarchy burger hold the government anarchy burger hold the government anarchy, go ape s*** let them know your sick of it write your congressman, tell him he sucks, your only in it for the bucks anarchy burger hold the government anarchy burger hold the government you're all potential anarchy burgers if you want to be free order yourself an anarchy burger (hold the government, please) anarchy burger hold the government America stands for freedom but if you think you're free try walking into a deli and urinating on the cheese anarchy burger hold the government anarchy burger hold the government say f*** in front of your mom f***! and go to school naked |
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