Weezer Lyrics

My Name Is Jonas

My name is Jonas
I'm carrying the wheel
Thanks for all you've shown us
But this is how we feel
Come sit next to me
Pour yourself some tea
Just like grandma made
When we couldn't find sleep
Things were better then
Once but never again
We've all left the den
Let me tell you 'bout it
The choo-choo train left right on time
a ticket costs only your mind
the driver said hey man we go all the way
Of course we were willing to pay

My name is wepeel
I gotta box full of your toys
They're fresh out of batteries
But they're still makin' noise
Tell me what to do
Now the tank is dry
Now this wheel is flat
And you know what else?
Guess what I received
In the mail today
Words of deep concern
From my little brother

The building's not goin' as he planned
The foreman has injured his hand
The dozer will not clear a path
The driver swears he learned his math
The workers are goin' home!

No One Else

My girl's got a big mouth
With which she blabbers a lot
She laughs at most everything
Whether it's funny or not
And if you see her
Tell her it's over now
Chorus-I want a girl who will laugh for no one else
When I'm away she puts her makeup on the shelf
When I'm away she never leaves the house
I want a girl who laughs for no one else

My girl's got eyeballs
In the back of her head
She looks around and around
You know it makes me sad to see her like that
Please don't believe her she says that for anyone
And if you see her
Tell her its hey hey hey hey

-Chorus

And if you see her
Tell her it's over now

And if you see her
Tell her it's over now
And if you watch her go...
Watch her, watch her, whatch her, watch her!

-Chorus

The World Has Turned and Left Me Here

Chorus-The world has turned and left me here
Just where I was before you appeared
And in your place, an empty space
Has filled the void behind my face
I just made love with your sweet memory
One thousand times in my head
You said you loved it more than ever
You said
You remain, turned away
Turning further every day

Chorus

I talked for hours to your wallet photograph
And you just listened
You laughed enchanted by intellect
Or maybe you didn't
Do you believe what I sing now?
You remain, turned away
Turning further every day

Chorus

You remain, turned away
Turning further every day

Chorus

Buddy Holly

What's with these homies dissin' my girl
Why do they gotta front
What did we ever do to these guys
That made them so violent
Chorus-Woo-hoo, but you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine
Woo-hoo, and that's for all time
Woo-ee-oo I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler More
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that

Don't you ever fear, I'm always near
I know that you need help
Your tongue is twisted your eyes are slit
You need a guardian

*Chorus*

Bang! Bang a knock on the door
Another big bang and you're down on the floor
Oh no! What do we do
Don't look now but I lost my shoe
I can't run and I can't kick
What's a matter babe are you feelin' sick
What's a matter, what's a matter, what's a matter you?
What's a matter babe, are you feelin' blue? Oh-oh!
And that's for all time

*Chorus*

Undone - The Sweater Song

I'm me
Me be
Godd***
I am
I can
Sing and
Here me
Know me
*Chorus*If you want to destroy my sweater
Hold this thread as I walk away
Watch me unravel I'll soon be naked
Lying on the floor, I've come undone

Oh no
It go
It gone
Bye-bye
Who I
I think
I sink
and I die

Chorus twice

I don't want to destroy your tank-top
Let's be friends and just walk away
Hate you see you lyin' there in your Superman skivvies
Lying on the floor, I've come undone

Surf Wax America

The sea is foamin' like a bottle of beer
The wave is comin but I ain't got no fear
I'm waxin' down so that I'll go real fast
I'm waxin' down because it's really a blast
I'm goin' surfin cuz I don't like your face
I'm bailin' out because I hate the race
of rats that run round and round in the maze
I'm goin' surfin', I'm goin' surfin'!
*Chorus*-You take your car to work
I'll take my board
And when you run out of fuel
I'm still afloat

My buddies and their honeys all come along
They seem invincible as they surf along
The sea is rollin' like a thousand pound keg
We're goin' surfin', we're goin' surfin!

Chorus Twice

All along the undertow is strengthening it's hold
I never thought it'd come to this
Now I can never go home
All along the undertow is strengthening it's hold
I never thought it'd come to this
Now I can never go home

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Say It Ain't So

Somebody's Heine'
is crowdin' my icebox
Somebody's cold one
is givin' me chills
Guess I'll just close my eyes
Flip on the tele'
Wrestle with Jimmy
Something is bubbling
Behind my back
The bottle is ready to blow

*Chorus*-Say it ain't so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Say it ain't so
My love is a lifetaker

I can't confront you
I never could do
That which might hurt you
So try and be cool
When I say
This way is a waterslide away from me that takes you further every day
So be cool

Chorus

Dear Daddy,
I write you in spite of years of silence.
You've cleaned up, found Jesus, things are good or so I hear.
This bottle of Steven's awakens ancient feelings.
Like father, stepfather, the son is drowning in the flood.

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In The Garage

I've got a Dungeon Master's Guide
I've got a 12-sided die
I've got Kitty Pryde
and Nightcrawler too
Waiting there for me
Yes I do, I do
I've got posters on the wall
My favorite rock group Kiss
I've got Ace Frehley
I've got Peter Criss
Waiting there for me
Yes I do, I do
*Chorus*-In the garage
I feel safe
No one cares about my ways
In the garage
Where I belong
No one hears me sing this song
In the garage

I've got an electric guitar
I play my stupid songs
I write these stupid words
and I love every one
Waiting there for me
Yes I do, I do

Chorus Twice

Holiday

Let's go away for a while
You and I
To a strange and distant land
Where they speak no word of truth
But we don't understand anyway
*Chorus*Holiday
Far away
to stay
On a Holiday
Far away
Let's go today
In a heartbeat!

Don't bother to pack your bags
Or your map
We won't need them where we're goin'
We're goin' where the wind is blowin'
Not knowin' where we're gonna stay

Chorus

We will write a postcard
To our friends and family
In free verse
On the road with Kerouac,
Sheltered in Bivouac,
On this road we'll never die...

Let's go away for a while
You and I
To a strange and distant land
Where they speak no word of truth
But we don't understand anyway

Chorus

Only In Dreams

You can't resist her
She's in your bones
She's in your marrow
And your ride home
You can't avoid her
She's in the air
In between molecules
Of oxygen and carbon dioxide
*Chorus*Only in dreams
We see what it means
Reach out our hands
Hold on to hers
But when we wake
It's all been erased
And so it seems
Only in dreams

You walk up to her
Ask her to dance
She says "hey baby
I just might take the chance"
You say "It's a good thing
That you float in the air
That way there's no way
I will crush your pretty toenails into a thousand pieces."

Chorus